Good companies meet demands, great companies create demands.

The following diagram gives most of the main functions that graduates will enter when starting a business career.


business functions Business Functions Map







Also see our Business Functions Game

Office Rules

  1. Rule 1: The Boss is always right.
  2. Rule 2: If the Boss is wrong, see Rule 1.
  3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
  4. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
  5. When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
  6. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what say you are going to do.
  7. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  8. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
  9. Following the rules will not get the job done.
  10. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
  11. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” .
  12. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
  13. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.